Audition reels from kittehs who want to be in my new band and hip-hop dance crew Lü and Crü Lü are pouring in! First up: we need a drummer to drop some DOPE BEATS for us. Tommy here is not just an AWESOME drummer, but he has his own kit and also brings his own FLAMES as you can see! That’s SRSLY HARDCÖRE, yö! And look at that rhythm! He’s like a kitteh metronome!
Of course we don’t allow anyone this young into the Catfish, but I will definitely be keeping my eye on this young lass, whose name is Clarissa. Look at that defiant glare! I’s almost as if she’s saying, “Is that all you got?”
Actually, Clarissa, we got plenty more where that came from.